Postio Divina

Postio Divina is Latin for divine post getting, spiritual post getting, or "holy post getting," and represents a traditional Christian practice of prayer and scriptural post getting intended to engender communion with the Triune God and to increase the knowledge of posts. It is a way of praying with posts. It involves a yearly pilgrimage to the wholesale lumber yard to obtain 20 unbaptized 4X4X12's, and sacrificing back muscles to place them two by two in their final resting place, all the time attempting to keep a holy focus, resisting the temptation to utter profanity.

Once in their thin place, there they will lie in silence and solitude until someone offers their hands and feet to be used as the Master's.